The Cat Needs Exercise Too... Duh

Want to hear a funny joke that's not funny? Why couldn't Brianne back her car out of the driveway this morning for a couple of awkward minutes...........................?............................

Because the 100 year old lady that lives on the other side of the street was TRYING TO WALK HER CAT and the cat wasn't following her like it was supposed to.

True story.

"Have a good day, sweetie"

Maybe I'm weird, but when people that I have never even met call me "darling," "sweetie," "hon," or "dear," it annoys me. If I know you or have a personal relationship with you, I am not talking about you. But people I don't even know at all? I get that they are just trying to be friendly and probably do it with most everyone, but I don't get it and I don't like it. Maybe I should just stop being friendly and smiling to everyone so that I don't put off the sweetheart vibe.

Smelly man

Sometimes there is a smelly man at the gym that wants to do the elliptical for too long. It's always too long when it's next to me. When I see him coming, I get a weird feeling in my stomach and pray he doesn't take the one next to me. And he usually does. Why? I don't know. It's awkward. When I have already committed to my elliptical to do 30 + minutes, I can't just abandon it in the middle of a workout. Then he would know that I am moving because he smells. And that's just not nice.